\”Dear Mr. French
We inform you that our non-relationship has ended. We found out (finally) that, despite our deep admiration for your character, that doesn\’t make you a golden customer. In this way, it becomes unfeasible to keep him as the owner of such a property that our feelings are.
You have not fulfilled the necessary requirements for your credit with us to evolve and become promising for future and important investments. In the analysis of your credit line, we verified that you started with excellent applications but that for some reason, which we were trying to discover and understand in order to better assist you and keep you in our account, we verified that the Lord maintains the same pattern: applications optimistic in our market at first and a gradual decrease in interest over time.
For a while we believed that we had to offer new incentives, given the deep interest and assurance that the Lord showed when he started with us. But we came to realize that no matter how much credit is offered, the Lord always ends up screwing him over by acting disinterestedly over time.
We are very sorry for your unexplained absence in our account in the last month, but we cannot continue investing risky in view of the very low levels of confidence and security that the Lord has at the moment.
So we wish the Lord would fuck off. Take chances on other accounts, lose, regret. Who knows, maybe one day the Lord will realize that all investment is risky, but that if you expect big profits, you must take high risks and keep your investments at a constant level, developing a closer relationship with your line manager. of your credit.
We are very sorry for the formality with which we communicated our decision, but since you are a finance professional who has shown extreme coldness, rationality and difficulty in communicating with regard to your emotions and expectations, we believe that this would be the best way to make you understand the closure of your account.
We sincerely appreciate your time with us. And to show our gratitude for the small, but important applications made to our account, we will recommend you to Casa do Caralho, an institution totally devoid of intimacy and affective relationship with the client, but which may serve you better, since your purpose in relation to a credit account is not very clear.
Good luck,
Cinderella, Heart and Feelings LTD.